Patricia Smith, the former controller of an auto dealership in Pennsylvania, is headed to jail after embezzling $10 million from her former boss in a stunning case of a trusted employee looting the business then squandering the cash on luxuries.  

According to Shannon Pierre, of ABC Pittsburgh affiliate WTAE, who reported on the story from court, Smith's reason for her crime spree was she felt like a "horrible daughter, wife, mother and friend" and the gifts were a way to "earn their love" because she wanted to see "what happiness looks like." 

well if that's what it's about let's just give her another 10 mil. and let her just spin around in blissful happiness.  this has got to be a Guinness list topper.